WILL BLOG FOR TOPICAL CREAM!
I googled myself today and I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was very fruitful. Googling yourself is a lot like masturbating: fun and eventful and yet somehow lonely and pathetic. But this google was super rewarding! Like if you haven't masturbated in a long time. Like, if you've been tricked into thinking Angels are watching your every move, or you've become paralyzed or you are lost in the woods and don't really feel like it. But I digress.
I discovered that a link to my blog was included in a web ad. Check out the ad here! I'm wondering why, if the subject is no laughing matter, they don't send me a 7-day cure?? Now who's laughing.