Sunday, February 14, 2010

I have three weeks left until I have to go to hell and back. But in order to make the transition easier, mother nature has seen fit to prepare me for the trauma by making life just about unbearable. Here is a list of things that are annoying, in no particular order.
  • sleeping
  • being awake
  • rolling over while lying down
  • walking
  • sitting
  • standing
  • the process of getting up
  • the process of sitting down
  • putting on socks, boots, etc. 
  • picking things up
  • lifting up Spawn
  • putting Spawn in her crib, now known as dropping her into her crib
  • in short, being alive. Being alive is annoying.

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