“ Have you met my Silent Partner? ”
I’m going to start introducing my sig. other this way. I think it efficiently sums up my expectations. I hate calling him my husband (as I did today) because it’s not fair that he gets that title for free and because I’m afraid I’ll be found out. I also hate boyfriend because it makes me feel twelve. Finally, I really hate partner. It’s just so cold. I may as well just say co-parent. Or associate. In fact, I think I will. At least until I get a ring.