me: I think marriage is waste of money.
him: I couldn't agree more. We're so perfect for each other. Let's never get married!
me: I just want a ring- as a symbol of our commitment. Just a plain, silver band. Nothing fancy.
him: Umm. O.K.
me: silver isn't durable. I meant silver looking. I want white gold.
him: (now defeated by years of our love) yeah, ok. Just pick out whatever you like and buy it.
me: I just can't decide! Which one should I get?? I'll show my friends pictures of rings I like and bookmark sites that I love! Wait a minute. What's that??
him: Oh, I found this gold band at Value Village. It fits me perfectly! Anyway, I'm going to work now. Bye!
me. ringless. marriageless.
Are you kidding me?? He goes from not wanting to get married to voluntarily wearing a ring from an imaginary wedding?! And he wears it everyday! Everywhere! Ooooo. Well played! He may have one the battle but I will win the war! I will marry him and he will put not one, but two rings on my finger! Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Take THAT 'Associate'!