Friday, November 6, 2009

You won’t ever catch me saying “I don’t know what I did before I had kids??” because I remember exactly what I did.

Babies are cute bad. Who else could:

  • wrench you from your sleep by yelling at the top of their lungs
  • throw stuff at you
  • throw up on you
  • kick you
  • scream right in your ear
  • make you fat
  • ruin your sex life
  • require you to clean their shitty asses

and you’d still like them? Even love them??

Parenting doesn’t get easier, parents just suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

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