You won’t ever catch me saying “I don’t know what I did before I had kids??” because I remember exactly what I did.
Babies are cute bad. Who else could:
- wrench you from your sleep by yelling at the top of their lungs
- throw stuff at you
- throw up on you
- kick you
- scream right in your ear
- make you fat
- ruin your sex life
- require you to clean their shitty asses
and you’d still like them? Even love them??
Parenting doesn’t get easier, parents just suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
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