so…. are these politically correct yet? Because I think it would really come in handy. I’m trying not to encourage Spawn to crawl but if she insists on figuring it out for herself, I insist on being able to tie her to a pole when I’m sitting outside this summer. I’ll get too sweaty chasing her around. Look how happy this kid is! She loves this
leash harness! And don’t we want to make our children happy, folks?